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I love being given the ol' Brass Moustache treatment at work, very motivating

Please, No One Come Trick-Or-Treating To My House This Year, For I Will Be Masturbating To Pornography clickhole.com/please-no-one-…

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Ed Davey has a special vase for collecting the little dribbles of piss you get from your nob after going for a wee, and he keeps it on the top shelf next to the vintage wine and the polished bones of Madeleine McCann.

Fun fact, the author of this piece in 2009 led the media campaign to free Roman Polanski and referred to then-43yo Polanski’s rape or a 13 year old as “a youthful error”.

The way for politicians to counter Reform is to paint all their ideas as deeply Yank-brained, and remind people we have no time for Yankee bullshit here

Sugababes star Heidi Range reveals she’s considering purchasing a charging pad for her iPhone. “They’re not cheap but it could be a game-changer,” she told reporters

AI is the future

Every time.

Say the line, Bart!

Microsoft, Alphabet throw more cash on the AI bonfire dlvr.it/TP32vT

Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

Departments with legacy data platforms aren't signing nine-figure AI deals, this somehow means they aren't serious

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-p…

Ok, *sometimes* the snippets are accurate and funny

If you’re shown a flattened wasteland where hundreds of thousands of people used to live and your government spokesman guide says there was an urgent military necessity to destroy every house to its foundations, you are morally and professionally obliged to stop participating.

"He's 28 years old!"

Thank goodness someone is finally looking out for those guys.