Stickers that don’t stick. License plates you can’t see. Signs you can’t hang. Now, just imagine these same people building a tunnel under Canada’s busiest highway.

I don't know about you, but my life's become vastly more affordable ever since Doug Ford spent those 75 million tax dollars on that TV commercial.

"Ontario recorded the highest number of wait-list deaths: 10,634, including more than 9,100 diagnostic-scan deaths where patients died before reaching the point of receiving or being scheduled for surgery." Doug's strategy for ending hallway healthcare. ctvnews.ca/health/article…

NEW: One of the few dentistry-focused Skills Development Fund recipients, which the Ford government gave $2M+ to, is run by a dentist whose clients include members of the premier’s family, say eight well-placed sources & the dentist's website. thetrillium.ca/news/the-trill…

That's right, folks, the Ontario government's Black Friday sale is back! And this Black Friday, for a small donation to my election campaign, you'll receive a $10M Skills Development Fund grant! But hurry, because the OPP are having a look-see, so this is a limited-time offer!

Some people say Carney okayed the new pipeline because he thinks Danielle Smith will never get the financial backing she needs to build it but I think Carney's overlooking the fact Danielle can simply apply for a Ontario Skills Development Funds grant to pay for the pipeline.

Fire Justin Trude… Ummm… Axe the ta… Ermm… Build more pipelin… Ummm… Support steel and lumb… Ughhh… Cancel the metric system! Yeah, that’s it! Canadians can’t afford the elite Liberal metric system anymore!

When complaining is your raison d'être.

Area rage farmer experiences massive crop losses due to face-eating leopards.

Company owned by dentist whose practice boasts it treats ‘the Ford family’ got $2M government grant cp24.com/politics/queen…

Potential names for the new pipeline: The Big Beautiful Pipeline (BBP) Pipey McPiperson (PMP) Bitumen Super-Expressway (BSE) UCP Slip 'n Slide (USS) BC Coastline Memorial Pipeline (BCMP) Danielle's Dream Tube (DDT)

Doug Ford and the Greenbelt scandal, 2023: “I am not a micromanager!” Doug Forrest and the Skills Development scandal, 2025: “I am not a micromanager!” I think Doug’s fibbing about who called the shots, but if he’s not, then maybe he needs to start managing his people.