Every time this video hits my feed I watch it like 20 times Petey is the goat 🍋🤣

This is the funniest tweet of all time.

when mum says there's pizza in the freezer

Security moving like Skynet sent him

I have some seriously weird m8s sending me stuff but I’m absolutely helpless listening to this 😂😂😂

He dresses like Pitbull to get into the club! 😂😂😂 Dalé “You don’t look like Pitbull” “YO WE GOT PITBULL IN THE HOOOUSE”

Hate being a grower and not a shower cause if I ever get pantsed I gotta start cranking my hog

Ladies take note. This is the age old secret on how to keep a man

“why you look 50 and you’re 24?” she got cooked 😭

Shove it up your ass and post a video of it by tomorrow you will be rich

Irish man was taking drugs with his girlfriend, she passed out he thought she had died, he packed her into a suitcase and put her onto a bus, so he wouldn't get into trouble she ended up in Galway, only in Ireland!

Why do you only have 4 toes? 🤣

An open plan shitter 😭

Priced some work up today at a house I grew up in. The current owner said they ripped a wardrobe out the other month and found a pic down the back of it. Yep that’s me lol

🚨🐐 Zlatan: “The DIFFERENCE between Messi and Ronaldo is that interviewers tell Messi he's the GOAT, while Ronaldo tells the interviewer that he's the goat."

Bosh 🤣🤣

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