On anger, on cruelty. theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Exciting moment on the bus home as a toddler who’d fallen off her seat, and whose dad was trying to work out why she was suddenly crying, started to point at the each of the other passengers in turn Rian Johnson

My guy, what were you even doing in a plane?! If I were you I’d be walking from coup to coup

As much as I don’t want to out myself as a giant nerd, this tiny gameboy has revolutionised my commute! I love it!

Did a bit of an oopsie that fully deserves to land me in one of those 1970’s health and safety videos

Shout out to the doc who needed to share some gory photos of my hand wound and set up a WhatsApp group based on my Painkiller Persona™

35 today. An objectively terrible age

Accidentally stumbled across a film set earlier

did a big bad wolf write this??

derek joins the club

Time to go, I think! Find me over there x mynameiscal.bsky.social