Barack, you’re just straight up NOT listening to Boygenius dude. You’re not. Tell the NPR intern to kick rocks

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Luis J Gomez is actually an important figure in comedy lol

“I’ve been trying to reach you on X” lmao If your mind can be so easily molded that you start calling twitter X in a matter of days, I don’t trust you

Did Herbstreit actually just say “That’s why they play these games because you just never know”?? Lmao

Aaron Glenn rocking that Mugatu beard

Tom Brady is the most underrated QB of all time

This is your goat? Lmao

Temu trying too hard. Never shopping there

#klemmer

Leading from the front. #klemmer

Now he’s starting his slander campaign. Sad! #klemmer

Davy Goalpost Mover. #klemmer

The fact that #klemmer has become the number one trending topic while he’s still sleeping is a testament to his power

The breakdancing at the Olympics feels like a South Park episode

. Mighty Kaos aka Coach Williams 🏈 you like that “flat footed on the goal line” coaching point from Brady? Lmao

StatPatty Mahomes

Put Ben Brown in. Wilson can’t hang