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INT. WAREHOUSE - NIGHT Some of CHICAGO's most notorious gangsters meet up to discuss the division of territory in the city GANGSTER 1 Foist off, the land acknowledgement

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INT ITALIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT mob guy you're a silly goose, huh? you know what we do to silly geese here? mob guy points to an item on the menu: "Silly Foie Gras"

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calling u on my hell phone (it's the demon version of a cell phone and when i call u on it it kills u n sends u to hell)

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INT. GAY GUY CONVENTION - DAY The Bully walks into a convention hall filled with gay guys. THE BULLY well what do we have here? some kind of gay guy convention?