A bit hard this morning. Too much cheese yesterday. Will have to increase the fiber today to make up.

Round 2. A bit more user friendly.

Loose and fast. Just the way I like my lovers.

Ugh. Had to rush that one so I wouldn't be late for a meeting. Wasn't completely finished. Another round coming soon.

Sweet relief. Finally done for the day.

Hypothesis: the more you enjoy it on the way in the less you enjoy it on the way out.

Ah... Always love a good pre-meal purge.

Un oh. Sat too long and now my legs are asleep. This is going to hurt.

Got the fiber balance right yesterday. This morning was smooth sailing.

Ass gaskets should mandatory in all public and semi-public restrooms.

Bm followed by after bm. This must me what childbirth is like only less painful.

Uh oh, Some deep rumblings. Is it gaseous, liquid, or solid?

Cheese enchiladas take much longer to come out than they did to to go in.

Second verse, same as the first!

Kinda rabbit like today. Need to cut back on my cheese intake on the weekends.

Sometimes there is nothing like a good bm.

When you poop twice in one day does it mean that you didn't do the job right the first time?

Sometimes a poo feels so good it makes me think I should reconsider butt sex.