Friend: Do you want soda?
Me: No I don't drink soda, it's kinda unhealthy.
Friend: Do you want rum and coke?
Me: That's literally the same thing but with a neurotoxin. But yeah actually.
BREAKING: DOJ Deputy Chief Admits Government Will “Redact Every Republican” While “Leav[ing] All the Liberal, Democratic People” on the Epstein Client List; Says Ghislaine Maxwell Was Moved to a Lower-Security Prison As “A Benefit… to Keep Her Mouth Shut”
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