I love my life. Waking up from a post gym midday nap to a notification that someone special Unexpectedly sent over nearly 1k; then rolling over and going back to sleep is top tier. Thank you, “You” ❤️❤️

My favorite type of suitors are what I like to describe as — Well Behaved Bad Boys.

Upscale SW Twitter somewhat mirrors real life. Much like in reality, women often dress up for other women and undress for men.

This means war. 👿

Isn't it ironic? People with successful and happy lives are usually helpful and chill, while those with nothing going on tend to be loud, self-righteous and judgmental. Maybe that's why trolls constantly criticize others, but ignore their own problems. Seems like they “know

I come bearing gifts 😋

The capitalistic urge to launder money here… Then do other things on that desk. 😈

Describe your ex as a food. Make me laugh 😉

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My ultimate turn on—Thinking of you thinking naughty thoughts of me.

Sex work is constantly critiqued for being exploitative. Meanwhile, corporate America celebrates you and the company’s record breaking production with…a pizza party 🍕

New York is weird. Yesterday, In a span of 30 minutes I watched 3 people grab lunch from the Wholefoods hot bar without paying. One was a bum and the other two were well dressed businessmen from the #Blackrock financial building across the street. I guess everyone figures that

And, my pizza was still on time. God bless America.