Was she the one that asked for Uber Eats?

No, Michael Kay, it was Laz Diaz that Boone imitated.

I don't blame those protestors for MAGA. They're in their own cult. Maybe when this all done and Trump wins, they can have a big party at Susan Sarandon's house.

I hate this family so so much.

Nice continent you have there. Shame if somethin' happened to it.

Reposting S.E. Cupp with the vigor of stampeding bulls is not how I expected to start my day.

She's running.

Dugie needs to time his coitus better.

Is there a thirstier bitch on the scene right now?

The space between them is called the perineum. 🍑

Imagine if this loathsome cunt tweeted this on #J6

🚨BREAKING: Trump announces his sharting schedule.

Disagree w/ this analysis. Judge's hand was already up before the throw was released. He didn't stick his arm out at a ball already in flight ala Reggie's hip in the '78 WS. If Judge decided to go into 2nd standing up, that'd been perfectly legal and it's on Adames to adjust.

1. Slavery
2. Donald Trump
3. Crocs
*in that order

This would've been so much more entertaining if he said it in the Buffalo Bill (Jamie Gum) voice.

This orange fart machine is petrified now that he realizes it's his #MAGA dummies who are the ones looking for an off ramp, not likely Biden voters. You can smell the anxiety gas seeping from his Depends.

I'm 54 and I've never had sex with a porn star.

The crime was Fred Trump not pulling out of Mary that night in September of 1945.

So it's like a #MAGA cult but with more teeth and wealthier parents.

“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Kayster and Blitzen!