Once again, I say it’s crazy that media outlets use BETTING MARKETS to talk about the news.

I’ve been ass deep in spreadsheets trying to track down money from 2015 at work. I just—

Of my salvation! In a weary land! Of ages!

Outlook is an affront to God. Whole thing is demonic.

Every time I see Aretha chewing, I think about when they said she was at the house eating chitlins and butter pecan ice cream.

Schultz is working hard to wash his hands of Trump lol

Personally, I love how they name-drop Rick Scott as if that man wasn't conducting Medicare fraud, which eventually led him to be pushed out as Chairman and CEO of the company he co-founded.

This rebrand for her likely gubernatorial run is very interesting because WHY would someone vote for someone so gullible...

All’s Fair might be one of the worst thing over seen in a while.

*Green Bean Kasserole.

Streets is saying that Trump pulled up on Bill Clinton like

Now yall reaching lol

Now what the hell is this???

Momma Joyce:

Jesus is pissssssssed! What did you do to my Lord and Savior!

A PSALMIST!

I will be hollering at this funeral.

Every Black church needs to sing a Richard Smallwood hit for first Sunday!

*burning in my backyard