I've just realised women over 40 only "look younger" if they're thin. If you're a pudger like me, we look our age, every bit of it 😂

Anyone seen the Materialists? Could a person with a deep seated hate of Dakota Johnson still stomach it?

Today is day 1 of 5 of not taking antihistamines. I've taken them every day for over 20 years because I really can't live in the world without them. Last time I forgot one I had a terrible allergic reaction that had me screaming. Wish me luck that I don't die 😂

I can't afford any candles or essential oils, so I'm having to open my windows and let air and sunlight into my house like a peasant 😭

Every 6 months or so I get urges to go and buy loads of lovely furniture so my house looks nice and not like a 20 year old male lives here. But luckily I remember I hate stuff and stop myself but the urge is REAL strong

Thrilled today has arrived as I'll be making this pizza for my dinner

Just had a man tell ME what I normally do, with MY own signature, on the reports that I write. And of course I just changed it because it's easier than arguing with a fucking man, useless shits.

So my lifelong, sometimes severe symptoms have miraculously stopped right when I have a specialist appointment. Of course. Fuck my life.

I want another pet so bad because rescue and pound stories are breaking my heart, but I absolutely CANNOT, I travel too much for work, I cannot afford one, it would not be fair to them. But my heart 😭😭😭😭

I really liked The Residence on Netflix, feels like it's underrated.

Im going to have to block all this British summer talk, I'm trying to enjoy my Aussie winter which only lasts for like a month and all this talk of the heat is making me dread the return of summer is 😭😭😭

Whinging in real life is an art form, you can't do it too much or people will just stop caring. My mum is a whinger and it's awful. That's why I keep this account and whinge here, bc it's just screaming into the void.

I tried this and apparently that made me a nagger, trying to be their mum. Enjoy skin cancer, you jerks.

A big reason I prefer to travel alone is not having to go through the rigmarole of where and what to eat. Trying to get my mum to even pick a cuisine is impossible. She whinges at all my choices. Three times a fucking day you have to do this when you travel with people. No thanks

Only in Australia would a takeaway close at 7pm. Why are we such early birds? 😭

Genetics is so funny, isn't it? I don't look like anyone in my family, but I did get every single medication condition from both sides. Thanks, fam.

Feeling disgusted with myself as I promised myself I'd eat healthy today and I binged instead 😭

Watching a very young man in the doctors make an appointment for a skin biopsy. Boys and men need to use sunscreen! It's fucking sad that people are still getting skin cancer in high numbers, it's SO preventable

Well, what a terrible day. Everyone in my family is ageing terribly, including me.

So, apparently I have bursitis everywhere, and my dog has early dementia, probably. If anyone has dealt with either, advice is welcome!!