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Youngest opening day first base man for the Red Sox since 1967

Joined Ted Williams as the only Red Sox to record at least 25 HR and 75 walks in first 140 career games

3rd rookie to lead team in ops in franchise history (Lynn ‘75, Fisk ‘72)

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Pregame *** 🤣

Hot shower eye rubs hit different

You never realize how bad a song is till you listen to it with someone else

Hey hope you had a good day :@

When I say I’m gonna get off my phone at 8 and I go 3 minutes over so now I have to stay on the phone till 8:30🙄 so annoying

Bearded, Komodo , flies… but why can’t any of them blow fire out of their mouths…

Am I the only one that Is made severely uncomfortable by hearing other people chew their food …

This was unrealll!! S/o to everyone who came out, y’all are the real mvps day 2 tmmr!! Can’t wait ahhhgahwysydbbdjsg !! Gn … zzzz

Airports gotta be delaying flights on purpose just so you go to the convenience store n spend 3 work days pay on a bag of Swedish fish

Is there a more unsafe form of advertisement than billboards…. Literally encouraging ppl to take there eyes off the road and read…. *tweets while driving in the car *

Y’all make sure you get some sun on your foreheads today

So frigin excited for fan fest…. WHATTTTT …. Pinch me … 1st of many dis weekend 🤞🏼

Nothing better than a good piece of watermelon… also nothing nothing worse than a bad piece of watermelon

They stuck on making a movie… I’m just tryna make moves

Out of all the cooking utensils the grimiest is definitely the pan… dudes a gamer… I’d take him on my squad any day

Can we normalize randomly hitting ppl up for favors?

Don’t know how I used to catch lizards they somehow evolved and became too fast

Don’t ask me if I’ve seen a movie cause I haven’t

Stop & stare at a tree every once in a while will ya