Donald J. Trump You mean the “all over the world” where he never would have been put in that position? #GunSafetyNow #NeverAgain Everytown Moms Demand Action

Almost exactly a year ago we had to amputate one of Sasha’s legs. She’s spent the last year showing me she never needed it. I’m a beaming, proud, super inspired dog dad. 😊

The license plate tho 🤣👌

Ya know...at first I wanted a female President. Then I thought another black President would be good, but now I just want an American President.

Last week I had to say goodbye to my angel. In 2009 I was living in LA. I had recently lost my Dad and I was struggling, and felt lost. I “rescued” Sasha... and my life changed. I… instagram.com/p/BlyYNoBllls/…

Rock music is nowhere, but when you want your team to win The Voice, you choose the song "I Remember You". You're welcome.

I know it's a small, stupid thing but... I'm really disappointed that Marilyn Manson doesn't know the difference between "a lot" and "alot". #grammarnazi #ilearneditinschoolwhydidntanyoneelse #whycantiputanapostropheinmyhashtags #whycantiputaquestionmarkattheendofmyhastagquestion

I am “an” asshole, SIR

Pointing to the flattened curve as evidence that we shouldn’t have gone through all the trouble to flatten it is the dumbest argument I’ve seen in a while—but, here we are.

Calling all lovers of “Chucksters”!!! In T-minus 50 minutes, @ew will be posting a poll on their sosh meedz, where you get to vote on your fave episode of “Chuck” that myself and the rest of the cast will table read… instagram.com/p/B-7VvLXFbyq/…

I have a fun idea: why don’t we have Trumps personal doctor/ carny inject Trump with the coronavirus and then we can test out all his ideas on him and his family? There will be light everywhere. The best lights. Inside and out.

Why are we telling people to not drink bleach? !! Drink it!! PUT A NEEDLE IN YOUR ARM FULL OF LYSOL! If you’re so stupid to think it might work—DO IT! Also, if your still shocked about what he says, DRINK IT!! #InjectDisinfectant

You can’t inject Lysol. You have to snort for a while first to get your tolerance up and then move on to banging it. Rookies.

In the wee hours of this morning our dear friend and super talented musician, songwriter, and producer of two Rush albums, Presto and Roll The Bones, sadly passed away. RIP dear “Roop”…We love you man! RIP Rupert Hine rush.com/rupert-hine/

My wife noticed that our dogs were itching- so she went looking for fleas in their hair. She found a bunch- in their armpits, and on their undercarriage. I said “slow down with the flea comb- because if you keep looking for fleas your going to find them.....”

2020 is a year of such tough choices. Should I listen to actual medical experts or a guy who sells fucking pillows? Hmmm. #YouHadMeAtBleach

Hey Sebastian Bach™️ ... Did you hear about Gerry McGhee??? Sad day in the Canadian music world... Or the music world in general.

Racer X Moonage Daydream 1987 youtu.be/klh7J8lq40o via YouTube