In other crass restaurant news the knuckle draggers behind the dismal ivy Asia Chelsea promo video have decided they were merely naive and insensitive rather than, yknow, up to their arm pits in premeditated racist stereotyping from front to back of house.

🌴 We’ll be selling Muvs Jars at Horniman Market this Sunday - pop down and get your Sunday night dinner fix!🥳 10am-3pm, 100 London Road SE23 3PQ #hornimanmarket

“This is the story of constantly being an immigrant.” @Asma_KhanLDN is struggling to find a new home for her restaurant Darjeeling Express and its kitchen staffed by women. She told Krishnan Guru-Murthy that she blames the “all white, Mayfair, men only club” of the hospitality industry.

So this happened ⬇️ We got the keys to our first home. 🔑 Can’t wait to do this IRL #Tooting💥

Temperatures are expected to go below 0º in the next 24 hours in #Tooting. If you’re worried about someone over 18 sleeping rough, you can alert StreetLink. See streetlink.london/Streetlink_Lon… for full info. 📽️ Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan Dr Rosena Wandsworth Council TootingCommunityKitchen EvolveLDN

🌴 We’re open on Valentine’s night for a Muvs supper club! Min. 3 courses, nobody ever left hungry (that’s a promise) ⚡️ Vegan 🌱 / non-veg tickets available ➖ book your spot ➡️ muvsallday.com/shop/muvs-nigh… #Tooting

What James said ⬇️ Book your spot through Feb here; muvsallday.com/shop/muvs-nigh…

Cheeky wine list 🍷 for Valentine’s night at Muvs (and the next few supper clubs at least…) Aslina’s the hidden gem - the first black and female-founded vineyard in South Africa ⚡️#Tooting

💯 this 🙏 @Asma_KhanLDN

🚨 Last minute supper club cancellation for tonight Fri 24th- we’ve got up to 8 spots available! Three courses, interesting wines 🍷, set your phone to dnd and have a night off 🌴 #Tooting Book here ➡️ muvsallday.com/supperclubs/mu…

If you’re on the hunt for an interesting, tasty Saturday night plan - join us at our supper club in #Tooting Dual heritage British / Sri Lankan with fun wines + good vibes 🌴 Book here ⬇️ Sat 22 April from 7pm: muvsallday.com/supperclubs/mu…

Use code LONGLIVEMUVS for 25% off this Saturday’s supper club [6 May], if you’re not wanting to be drenched in patriarchy this weekend 🫠 Book here ➡️ muvsallday.com/supperclubs/mu… #Tooting

Loved hosting you for your team dinner party Fable Pictures 🙏💥

🥂Come have a glass at our pop-up wine bar this Thurs @ 5-9pm Outdoor seating shall be attempted!!😎 116 Tooting High St, SW17 0RR ⬇️ #Tooting

At Muvs All Day for some delicious wine tasting by the glass - they’re open until 9 tonight - no need to book. Guarantee you won’t find these anywhere else in Tooting! Also next Thursday.

💥 Open for curated wine, bites and good vibes TONIGHT 5-9pm (and every Thursday through Aug) Find us at: 116 Tooting High St SW17 0RR 🥳 #Tooting