BRB, gotta go punch a fucking wall.

I simply laugh in the face of y'all thinking you know my body better than I do. Here is a detailed explanation of why I'm back at 500.

Tiny eyebrows get me so hot and bothered. So horny rn. 💦

My girlfriend is NOT a feeder. She just lovingly provided food for her ex until she died.

I understand everyone's concerns regarding my girlfriend. I have read your comments and wanted to let you guys know that I'm choosing to ignore all of it because I'm in love with the idea of love. ❤️

I've never experienced a love quite like this. My heart and stomach are just so full. 🥰

I'M BIG MAD RIGHT NOW.

The love of my life for 3 weeks has been taken from me. I don't know how I'll be able to recover from this. I hope I'll have someone new in 2 weeks. Stay tuned, assholes.

From my diary: I had phone sex with my love, Erica, today. She got me so hot. I couldn't find my reacher tool to touch my clit, so I reached down as far as I could and flicked my belly button so hard. I had never came so quickly before. I hope she moves in soon. She's the one.❤️

Yes, I lied to protect my love. I'm still with Tommy/Emily. I don't care that her ex died as a feedee. Everyone's timelines are different. Some people die getting hit by a bus, and some die getting funnel fed until they explode. It is what it is. 🤷‍♀️

I am now baptized. I have so much sex. 😏

We're doing all we can to find my baby. I've been screaming her name at the door, watching the security cameras, and crying nonstop. Tommy has been wonderful during all of this. She's practically hand feeding me to help me keep my strength up. 💔

Jordy is such a loser. He lives in his mom's basement, plays WOW, and has never seen the sun a day in his life. I mean, at least I go through the drive thru from time to time, AND I go to bingo with my mom. Fuck, what a failure. I'm so much better than him in every way.

I have a hankering for a crumbl cookie right about now.

The videos I choose to film PRIVATELY in my own home and send to randos I met on the internet are absolutely none of your business. It's disgusting that you guys even want to see it. Y'all were not raised properly, and it shows.

Honestly, I'm feeling more violated than the cookie right now, and that is not okay. You all should be ashamed right now.

*heavy breathing* Mmmmm. Mmmm. *mouth sounds* Thank you. I'm such a sex goddess. Y'all just wait.

OMG, you guys. My girlfriend bought me the cutest little bathtub for Twinkie! It's says "trough" on the box. How do you pronounce it? Trow? I love her!

You guys are all acting like hoisting your asshole up against a washcloth on a sink to wipe isn't normal. You couldn't be more wrong. I'll die on this hill of washcloths.

Serious question: Why are babies allowed to shit in a cloth diaper, but I'm not allowed to wipe my ass with a wash cloth?