Covid my favorite STD HBU?

twitter porn >

Definitely a real sport

I’ve allowed horny-ness to overtake my Twitter to the point where I’m scared to open the app in public when I’m stoned.

But now I’m on boomers

(Starts scrolling)

It’s expensive being a gentleman.

Microsoft chat bot < Smarterchild on AIM

Me and the boys are headed to Solly's U St. Tavern for margarita day

It sucks that chick fil a isn’t open on Sundays, but it is complete bull shit that they open at 6:30 instead of 6:AM

Smudge is le mont royale as Harvey was to jack rose

Its been my life’s dream to be a bar owner and after a simple game of gentlemen’s billiards 🎱 my business partner and I (John Becker) together own 1% of Adam Cloch which is an exciting but scary venture. Please wish us luck.

I know I’m becoming old because I refuse to download tik tok or be real

Hell yeah

Life is so amazing

I'm raising money for Reilly was struck by a truck. Click to Donate gofund.me/3e4de51e

Nice new daily HH 5-7:30p Reliable Tavern. $7.50 classic cocktails plus half off drafts and wine. Plus late night HH 10p-mid Sun-Thu

Man. New bars will promise ANYTHING to get you in the door. wut up Mo Justin Sink

Russell de Leon wut up Mo Justin Sink Air conditioning? ZOOMERS.