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You eat ribs with your hands and lick the bbq sauce off your fingers

If someone “dies during interrogation by secret police” that means “secret police killed him while interrogating him.” You know, it’s always funny when they bring up that you might get pushed off a roof for being gay in Gaza. It’s always Israel doing the pushing.

MrBeast says he wants to recreate Oldboy in real life, with the winner seeking vengeance against him (Source: Variety)

He's easily the fruitiest president we've had since cameras existed. Within 5 minutes of meeting him, Teddy Roosevelt would call him a slur we never even knew existed.

Look how happy Gay Trump would be

Few things more fascinating and tragic than when a down bad guy's brain reaches critical desperation/horny levels and his phone keyboard starts calling to him like the Green Goblin mask

Broadcast television execs in the late 90s were tripping over each other to sign pilot deals with lesbians that looked like this

Sometimes this website still has the juice

Incredible repeat bit where each of his adult children essentially die on his computer screen only for them to be okay minutes later. His pregnant daughter essentially bleeds out while he watches, he takes another call, then he comes back and she's saved!

Jesus Christ they cannot be serious with this Dodgers-humping horseshit

Yeah that first one sounds exactly like a guy that would still love this song

Sir you're dildo garden looks tremendous

This post is trying to do way too many things at one time

NSF

To the men in the replies:

Looked at someone who liked a review of mine’s LB page and this is the craziest recent four I’ve ever seen. This person is in hell

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