I reckon Mel C is lip syncing too. #ABCNYE

Get this Mel slag off my tv! #MAFSAU

Is it just me or is Grayson as dumb as a box of hammers? #MAFSAU

Stella is the ice queen. You go girl. Uncle Vlad would be so proud. #MAFSAU

Has Stan crashed?

Yep, Joel’s a Cockhead. #MAFSAU

So Tyson is also a Cockhead. 2 for 2 so far. #MAFSAU

Well said Joel. 🙌 #MAFSAU

Bec…….. you can take the houso out of Elizabeth but you can’t take Elizabeth out of the houso. #MAFSAU

Go Joel. You’re too good for this houso moll. #MAFSAU

Why is Bec constantly rubbing her nose? Colombian Marching Powder? #MAFSAU

Bec just can’t help herself. Just shut up for fuck sake. #MAFS

Fuck off Chris, you were on Juliette’s side a minute ago. #MAFSAU

Weak as piss decision for that 50m. #AFLLionsDogs

These songs after a goal bring absolutely fuck all to the game. #AFLLionsDogs

Another 50? What the fuck for? #AFLLionsDogs

Fend off to the throat. Hilarious according to the blokey blokes in the commentary box. Flogs. #AFLSaintsPies

Well folks, these are our future leaders on full display. 30+ year olds carrying on like fucking teenagers. As if the country wasn’t cooked enough. #MAFSAU

This is beyond farce right now. #MAFSAU

The marshmallows. 😂😂😂#MAFSAU