Proud to announce I’ll be performing for Breaking Sound @ the Stag’s Head next Saturday ! No lele, straight vibes and a very very stacked set list, so come prepared, because as usual, this one is gonna be a what? MOVIE 🎥 🙂‍↕️ Ticket link below ⬇️

Don’t even get me started

I have like 9 sisters so I just know I’m gonna be a girl dad fr

I think it’s about to rain 👎🏾

BAP BAP BAP

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My eyelashes grow into my eye wtf man

My phone bill is £90

Wow this was articulated perfectly

Part 1

Am I greedy?

Lost my AirPods last week, ordered new ones. They arrived yesterday - I just found my old airpods this morning 😕

My dad when he was a YN:

The nurse on shift keeps blatantly looking below my waist when addressing me, older women don’t even try to be discreet 😂

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You better call Tyrone

My dad brought me a bag full of lychee again, W dad

Bro I love the third to last girl - top 3 funniest people on my TL