He looks like a rotisserie chicken.

Trump: We're deporting the Springfielders to Venezuela. Springfielders:

So far, the only person stopping the other team from scoring is their kicker. 27-0, still in the 1st.

The leading tackler in this game might wind up being gravity.

Why are we playing Penn State?

It's all fun and games until the band's alto saxophone player gets raptured. 🎷☠️

That's paté-ently false.

There is a slushie machine at this urgent care.

Add the location of Upper Sandusky to JH in NYC.'s dumb things about Ohio list.

There is a Starlite That Never Goes Out.

Bad moments in medicine: Putting a senior with 10 percent of a pancreas on a semaglutide.

Believe what they do. Not what they say.

My a1c, which used to hover between upper 6 to 8, is down to 4.8. Imma go eat a cookie.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting hippo." "Interru..."

Indecision. #WhatILikeOrDontLike

Trump before getting the news about the Mark Robinson story vs. Trump after.

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