stop trying to make post malone country music happen

“I stopped celebrating bdays after you left”

He didn’t. It was 2 Chainz

god forbid a nigga keep a morning routine

[me doing stand up] Mr Beast??? What’s next, Sir Monster?? 🤣 [man who is too cowardly to seek revenge against me for shooting his brother during a “knives-only” duel] booooo

“How does this make you feel white boy?” It doesn’t. I haven’t felt anything at all since Norm McDonald died. Just emptiness.

i detest when fries are served in The Object

Me @ everyone who encouraged this:

They're remaking Gumby without using clay you can't do that

I would never laugh at anything Barney Rubble owns. He's a good man.