Trying to find a parking space in the county garage on Astros opening day when it’s raining is like my favorite thing ever.

Me: Is there any discovery available at all on this new case? Offense report? Anything? Prosecutor: No, but here’s your plea offer.

Here’s a new fun phenomenon for criminal defense attorneys: Potential client wants to hire you to do something for them like an expunction, early termination, etc. You tell them they aren’t legally entitled to it. Client bombards you with vague AI articles to the contrary.

A danger of being a criminal defense attorney is ultimately being inescapably tied to a client’s life and actions. Learned this the hard way buying trial clothes for a plus sized client and now I can’t get off of a Big & Tall store email list.

Me (texting client): the prosecutor says they will offer you time served on a misdemeanor. Client: how you know all this? Me: um, I’m your lawyer and I just talked to prosecutor?

I’m about as pro-vaccine as it gets but the new pneumonia vaccine is a doozy.

Remind me to never use a Mitigation Expert from the Marvel Universe on one of my cases . . .

I think Hollywood should give an award for Best Portrayal of a Hangover without Overacting.

You might be getting old if your client calls for a case update and then you spend thirty minutes comparing what diabetes medicine the two of you are both on.

Yeah. Kim Ogg ‘s behavior is absolutely inexcusable here.

So is Kim Ogg just finally making her switch back to the Rs official or is she trying to line up an advanced pardon for that whole illegal disclosure of confidential information thing?

Another hearing is taking place right now where the Harris County District Attorney’s Office is JOINING the defense in a motion regarding a show cause hearing for contempt for former DA Kim Ogg

We are still over a year away from the 2026 election and candidates are already being ridiculous. …riscountycriminaljustice.blogspot.com/2025/06/chuck-…

Glad to see Keri Blakinger is back at the Houston Chronicle ! Former Harris County DA Kim Ogg calls herself 'bad Democrat' in quest for job in Trump administration houstonchronicle.com/politics/houst… via @houstonchron

Any politician backing Kim Ogg for US Attorney for the Southern District better hope and pray that a mild breeze doesn’t happen to change her loyalty and affiliation for her political self-promotion yet again. The Politics of Ogg will always win out over other party lines.

God, I’ve missed Keri Blakinger .

Just had a grown ass prosecutor ask me if I would move seats “so I can sit closer to my chief.” He was very anxious.

I feel that this sentence is a structural train wreck: