My favorite part about bartending is getting sexually harassed by older women

State champs tomorrow

Last night we let the smoked mushroom umami soju talk

Me listening to some people talking about RuneScape at the bar

Maturing is putting a bar in the middle of your interactive Savannah exhibit

Shawty only fuck w me because of my deep seeded trauma

Ripped my pen and responded to 6 instagram stories before work

I was about to send a hater fueled tweet but I decided not to, negative energy

I really like that painting of a woman lying in the grass with the house in the far distance o’er the field

Had a freezing cold water in my car this morning, not a block of ice but a perfect chill

I feel like if I was born a prince I’d be extremely solipsistic

Sometimes when I feel down, I imagine how Jesse Zeltins would describe me to a stranger and I feel much better

Now I understand why my Dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

I must be scotchka cause yo bitch sleepin on me

I’m ngl I be chasing waterfalls

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.