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Daredevil Bot

@murdockbot

HERE COMES... DAREDEVIL! THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR! parody / bot account. comic quotes every hour. manual replies.

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calendar_today27-03-2019 17:14:42

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I know you’re here, Foggy. I can hear you sweating. Okay, I’m guessing about the sweat, but you have to admit, the odds are pretty good.

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I’m paralyzed. Strapped inside a metal skeleton by creatures made of material soundwaves. Meanwhile, somewhere, the Avengers are probably beating up a mugger or something.

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I can’t do this anymore. No one could. The fear. Over and over. I used to be the Man Without Fear. I was not afraid. But no one could take this.

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Jesus appeared to Paul on the road as a vision. A vision that left Paul blinded for days. Sometimes I think God blinded me... so I won’t be able to see the vision.

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Lately, I feel like I’m thrashing in a big, scummy ocean. And al the sharks are down below, watching my legs... and biding their time.

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Shut up. I am quite the expert on self-destructive despair. I know exactly what it’s like to have nothing. To have taken from me all the light there is.