Gramps quote of the day: you do any fishing this weekend? And I mean with a hook!

Hungover. Palm bays. Excel spreadsheets. Liquor. Boating. Blondes. Boobies. Ass. EDM...Unknown. This is going to be today in point form.✌

Seriously have lost a pair of Oakley's every goddamn weekend fuck #notsummer16goals

"The real question is not how it makes me toast, but when to make me toast" Mark Zuckerberg is today's Nerdy William Shakespeare