LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI (@munene_braxton) 's Twitter Profile
LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI

@munene_braxton

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calendar_today07-10-2021 20:10:11

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Charles Onyango-Obbo (@cobbo3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone has cast a spell on Benin’s President Patrice Talon. He firmly rejected calls by the usual opportunists to seek a third term and has stayed true to the constitutional two-term limit he helped establish. Now, nominations for next April’s elections have been made and,

Someone has cast a spell on Benin’s President Patrice Talon. He firmly rejected calls by the usual opportunists to seek a third term and has stayed true to the constitutional two-term limit he helped establish. Now, nominations for next April’s elections have been made and,
ForPitsSake (@brokensuit44) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have these primacy 3 Michelin tires that I am happy to give away for free. They are used… probably have 6-7 months of life left….Kama unataka, come for them at the workshop. Bora unibuyie chipo at the restaurant next door Size is 275/35/19

I have these primacy 3 Michelin tires that I am happy to give away for free. They are used… probably have 6-7 months of life left….Kama unataka, come for them at the workshop. Bora unibuyie chipo at the restaurant next door 

Size is 275/35/19
LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI (@munene_braxton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lakini Franco ni mchokozi 🤣🤣 "Basi ya bilongi mabe bandeko eh! (Unattractive women, dear friends) Mosala koliya enteret ya baninga (Live off the interests men show their female friends) Basi ya bilongi bisukusu eh! (These unattractive women) Mosala koliya enteret ya baninga

Lakini Franco ni mchokozi 🤣🤣

"Basi ya bilongi mabe bandeko eh!
(Unattractive women, dear friends)
Mosala koliya enteret ya baninga
(Live off the interests men show their female friends)
Basi ya bilongi bisukusu eh!
(These unattractive women)
Mosala koliya enteret ya baninga
Duke Laston 🇰🇪 (@dklaston) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I did the most random thing over the weekend 😅 . My boy calls me Friday afternoon — “Bro, kuna Benz nimeona Mombasa.” I call my Mombasa plug, Melvin of Mel Motors. He traces the car and calls me back: “Bossy, hiyo Benz W211 safi mbaya… imetoka Nairobi, one owner since new, DT

I did the most random thing over the weekend 😅 .
My boy calls me Friday afternoon — “Bro, kuna Benz nimeona Mombasa.” 
I call my Mombasa plug, Melvin of Mel Motors. He traces the car and calls me back: “Bossy, hiyo Benz W211 safi mbaya… imetoka Nairobi, one owner since new, DT
TiskTusk (@tisktusk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

😂Mzae alikuwa anaingia kwa nyumba anapata tv iko off anashika hapo nyuma(ilikuwa tv ya haga) anahisi joto anajua tulikuwa tunawatch. Tunapigishwa mafrog jump after. Hivo tu ndio niliacha kuona TV aki

LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI (@munene_braxton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every other day, I am made to understand Franco's reactions while playing his guitar; Saxo on this is so good that the devil took a day off.

LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI (@munene_braxton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sat at my fave spot at the car wash, Bisengambi in my ears, W210 getting washed (She's pretty, a boat!!!), had some alignment earlier, was busy all through the day; I hadn't dreamt of it to this detail man! God is the Greatest!

ForPitsSake (@brokensuit44) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are that lady that blocked a truck on the southern bypass at around 6:30pm after it tried to box in a black mercedes, you are real warrior and thank you. Nimemshika and he is currently in a cell.

Elvis (@elvis_localman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you have a car with a 3rd party insurance you deserve NO CAR. You are clearly not able to take care of that car financially.

LUAMBO LUANZO MAKIADI (@munene_braxton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Carte de visita pamba opesa nga, Shongo olanguisi nawei papa, Libala ekomi kaka nabondela, Elongwe kutu kobondelaka, Ekomi nasambelaka Mokili tango ya makambo ebele nga nakanisa mingi eh Nalingi na Nzambe asunga ngai, po navanda Shongo ohh, Mobali tango alingaka mwasi Shongo...