In: tunics, the warmth of God’s love, tabards, frocks, signets Out: chick fil a, ill omens, blinking during the Pledge of Allegiance, crocs

there is no such thing as unskilled labour

Pet Seminary

This guy pimps!! I been waking up at 6 am every day and I go door to door buying and selling eggs all day erryday. Go to one street buy all house 1’s eggs for 1 dollar each then walk across the street and sell em for 1 dollar and 25 cents, been doing this every day for 15 year

watching deepfake videos of my homies succeeding at their goals and achieving their hopes & dreams

Happy Patrick day to all my followers in Ireland

going for a swim :)

Marcus Agrippa, 3 Times Counsel, Hit This

Eating a single kernel of corn and starting my stopwatch

Giving my life along the banks of the Ohio River to secure the western border of the North East Territories at the Battle of Cincinnati in 2032

*earnestly trying to say something about the human condition* I can count to 1,000 :)

Charging my Kölsch :)

Chillin with a few beers, watchin’ the norad Santa tracker

Used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. Now we can’t cook, drank our 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽, and have no shepherd.

Kabouterdans

Waging a holy war in my mind

who sanf mambo number 5 by lou bega

Stimulating my cat by throwing on a compilation of nuclear explosion test footage

Last night was an episode ofnviva la bam