Are you even qualified to drive if you don't shout "YOU'RE WELCOME" when this happens?

I forget my husband wears hearing aids until Absolute Radio just played November Rain and I put it on full volume in the car. He just quietly took them out and let me play air guitar on the M25. Top top chooooon

Have finally changed my profile to say I’m no longer on this platform. Not quite ready to hit delete completely but I’m no longer logged in. I joined Twitter in early 2009 and never thought I’d see the day I’d leave. It all started here but it’s time to shut the door

Hey Premier Inn Why do you make it so you need the reservation number to cancel a room? I dont have access to the confirmation email with the number and when I call I get "press 2 to cancel a room" and then I get "you cant cancel over the phone". Beyond frustrating.

If anybody would like two tickets for Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky at the The Kenton Theatre tomorrow evening please let me know. A funeral means we can longer attend

Ok…. It’s Saturday night, we are still going after 14 hours WITH A COMBINED AGE OF OVER 200!!!!!! Wow Epic day/night @MissusWebb T at Mummy Barrow What a fucking day And it’s only day 1 of 2

Very few people know it because it’s a lie. It’s false information and you’re a lunatic.

First time I have used Twitter (it will always be Twitter) in months is to find out if Instagram and Facebook are down for everyone else. Now I have seen they are I am leaving again. See you in another six months

The replies to this are why I miss Twitter

Oh dear. What was Prue Leith about to say then on the One Show and stopped herself?! That silence wasn’t awkward at all. No not all.

Is anyone else on Lyrak yet?

Hey Yours Clothing I gave you my email address so you could mail me when one thing came back into stock. I didnt sign up to being bombarded on a daily basis about a load of other stuff. Now unsubscribed and will look for that coat elsewhere.

Anybody else trying to play #the1percentclub on the app and getting questions different from the TV?

As a nation aren't we suffering enough right now, without Yorkshire Tea doing this to their tea range. Just keep giving us a decent brew and stop fannying about with the biscuit nonsense.

Is this her "if I use this phrase I've been kidnapped" sign? Because why on earth would you say that otherwise.

Did I just book tickets for Al Murray 🇺🇦 next March within three minutes of the email newsletter from the venue landing in my inbox? Are they on the front row? Did I add on meet and greet as well? That would be a yes yes and bloody hell yes again.

Will somebody please give Clare Balding 💙 a hug after watching Andy Murray?!

I kept my account here, stayed logged in, and checked it maybe once a week, because I also ran client accounts. I'm not doing any of that anymore. I'm logging out for the last time. I've been here almost since the beginning but not anymore. It's now a cesspit and I'm done

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