At the Mutha and Fatha's. My grandkitties are here. Look at them.

Still at ma's. I've been knocking my pan in cleaning and shopping today. They have a cleaner. Apparently, cleaning isn't her forte 🤦‍♀️

Fuck yes!!!

Stick your holiday cabins up your arse. Save our woodlands.

Woke up with an Eva in my armpit again.

I tried to contact Sky TV as my contract expired & I wanted to cancel a product I don't watch. Took ages to get through, and I ended up with a non-uk call centre who just tried to flog me stuff as I'm a "Diamond customer". Waste of time. Any ideas on actual service Sky Help Team

Home again with this lot 🥰

Saw my workmate on her way to the bus stop on my way home and couldn't resist 😬😂

Scored 8/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk

I had a very rude dream in which I was in all manner of positions. Probably why I'm knackered and hurt everywhere this morning 😂

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Finally had the police on the phone about my black powder licence today. She said, "That's a lot of powder. What do you do?" I said, "Blow it up with a cannon." 💥 Apparently I'll have my licence soon 😆

This makes me very uncomfortable. Why don't they just add "pacifically" for good fucking measure?

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