From "what's happening?!" to "what is happening"

bro what is going on at twitter

Good morning Twitter employee. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

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Me finally getting my my $5.21 Equifax Breach settlement check:

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁🥩

Reminds me of going from Nevada to California.

I saw ⁦Frankie⁩ play this song at the ⁦Mountain Winery⁩ a few years ago and thought it was incredible. Nice to see the nod to it from the ⁦Yeah Yeah Yeahs⁩ in “Burning”. music.apple.com/us/album/beggi…

a new day

I can think of one big one…

me reading 9,000 reddit review threads before buying anything

Watching the inefficiencies of people pumping gas at Costco is maddening.

not much

Caltrans will close southbound I-680 in Pleasanton between Sunol Blvd and Koopman Rd starting 10 p.m. Friday, June 9 through 4 a.m. Monday morning, June 12 to replace deteriorated roadway with new pavement.

I know what I’m doing tonight!

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

Do you remember when you joined the app formerly known as Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary