⠀ ⠀   ᴄᴏᴄᴋу ʙʀᴀɪɴᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ʙɪᴍʙᴏ                                        𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄                                        𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑                                        𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃.   ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴩᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛ ꜰᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ⠀ ⠀

‍ ‍ ・❥・ ᴳ͟ᴱ͟ᴼ͟ᴿ͟ᴳ͟ᴵ͟ᴬ ᴹ͟ᴵ͟ᴸ͟ᴸ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ. ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

I’m just saying— it’s sad… is that why you were trying so hard to keep us apart, you knew how small he was and wanted 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 for me, Mom? Well, 𝐝𝐮𝐡, it’s all anyone at school ever talks about… Yours probably takes like… 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔?

I always want what’s 𝐛͟𝐞͟𝐬͟𝐭 for you, Peach.. An’ this definitely does help my point. Of course they do, Ugh, Kids. 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 and enough space for your 𝗺͟𝗼͟𝘂͟𝘁͟𝗵.

ᅠ 𝑻͟𝑾͟𝑶͟ 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 ... 𝑯̼𝑼̼𝑯̼ .ᐣ ᅠ

ᅠ We are 𝐍͟𝐎͟𝐓͟ buying that Switch 2, nigga. ᅠ

ᅠ 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘͟𝒉͟𝒊͟𝒕͟𝒆͟ ͟ ͟𝒅͟𝒊͟𝒄͟𝒌͟ 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 ... 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 .ᐣ ᅠ

╱⠀⠀ ⠀DADDYYYGHYYYYYY 😩😩😩

ᅠ It’s h͟a͟r͟d͟ work trying to wake up @ExoticStudies sometimes. Her being all jet lagged and adjusting to the time zone difference. 😄 ᅠ

ᅠ Pretty sure this is Mom’s favorite picture of me, for 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧. 🤭 ᅠ

ᅠ ྐ❤︎ : ‍ ‍ 𝙶𝙴𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙸𝙰. ‍ ‍ caught her drinking 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 and ever since, she’s been showing Ginny how to get 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝. ᅠ

ᅠ bed - rotting . ᅠ

Mom in a jumpsuit—. 😮‍💨

ᅠ Still not the biggest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth—. 📸: ‍ ‍ 𝙶𝙴𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙸𝙰. ‍ ‍. ᅠ

How many inches did they say it was again…?

It was a 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄 piece of meat though…

I was uhhh… 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲?

Maybe you can 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 something like that at home…?

ᅠ ⁎ ݁ ៸៸ 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒍'𝒔 𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒈 . 𝓔𝑭𝑭𝒀 𝓢𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑴 . ᅠ

ᅠ 𝓜̲𝒐𝒎 trained me to beat up white boys . ᅠ