I love the hunger games, but Ballad of songbirds and snakes is essentially the 4th season of arrested development.

This will be my font of 2021. "Poppins" fonts.google.com/specimen/Poppi… I just like it.

me, navigating my creaky hardwood floors after putting the baby to sleep.

Basically the #SuperBowl Halftime Show.

Random thought. Remember when people used to go around saying “EPIC FAIL”. That was a bad phase of humanity.

When someone asks for a "clever" way to "make something super obvious to the user (no hover)" - it's a damn trap! Either you gotta get rid of your dreams of being dribbble or you have to make some sacrifices to your design in the name of usability. doesn't have to be ugly tho.

Hot tubs: why do I want part of my body to be uncomfortably cold and the parts of my body uncomfortably hot?

astonishing

Totally underrated adult milestone: leveling up to an 8x10 rug. Done living that dinky 5x7 life OK?

Become a Visionist! visionist.careers #VisionistTeam

𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭: prime contracts, employee-owned, and not for sale! 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲! visionist.careers #VisionistTeam

our scrum master is having a birthday so I wrote "i put in a JIRA ticket to celebrate your birthday and assigned it to you." I AM PASSING ON MY MOST CLEVER JOKE YET. please take care of it and use it wisely

My meetings: Coworker 1: So if that's everything, y'all can have 15 minutes back!! ... ... Coworker 2: Well.... ... ... Coworker 1: Ok, so NOW if that's everything you can have 3 mins back. ... ... Coworker 3: ..... just one more thing!

𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐔𝐒! As part of our new series of hosted talks, Trish Willard will be presenting "𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐗 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬". Make sure to RSVP at visionist.tech #techtalk #letschat #visionistteam