If we are not in the rep tv era by Tuesday, i’m going without her

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword - your daily Crossword streak - that time you solved Wordle in two guesses

he is the blueprint

oh my gawd

What’s your favourite scary thing to watch before Halloween? Mine is the first month of Oilers hockey

i need to speak with whoever put halloween, daylight savings, and the election all in the same week i feel like im losing my mind and time isn’t real

Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.

"I Hate It Here" by Taylor Swift was up 36.22% in Spotify streams yesterday following the outcome of the US Presidential election, with 282,904 streams.

Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts

“omg did you see the drones in the sky?” I do not care unless I look out my window and see this

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

“T for Troy?”

OF COURSE HE DOES!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

conclave chimney bird, you are famous to ME

Flying americanair today has been a nightmare. Planes that can’t land (other airlines are tho) , hours on hours on delays, no compensation in any form for hotels, cars, etc., gate agents accepting cash bribes, today has had it all! Still stranded btw! 😑

Two years ago today, anyone got an update? 😅

the new heights media team at 10 PM on a monday

Are the groceries cheap yet

Iceland is the world’s biggest consumer of SSRIs. They’ve had less than 10 gun homicides since 2020; in the US, there have been over 90,000. Japan is one of the largest video game markets in the world. They have 10 gun deaths per year; the US has nearly 50,000. It’s the guns.