WHAT UP?

I am still a person.

THE HUNGER GAMES - CHAPTER 11

But I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED."

My generation had to go through Justin Timberlake leaving NSYNC so I don't feel sorry for you.

Walk into Chipotle like youtube.com/watch?v=GCpAzW…

IT'S FRIDAY, Y'ALL. Remember, it's not technically a walk of shame if you have an invisibility cloak.

Your parents are totally going to embarrass you at graduation. Like, "Ron Weasley in a dress" embarrass you.

Think of all the mischief you could manage on a three day weekend at Hogwarts.

If you pretend she's saying "half-blood" instead of "bad blood" the song is better.

Getting sick of all these Hogwarts Alumni owls asking for donations tbh. I'm not made of galleons.

It's really bumming me out that most of you weren't even born when the first Jurassic Park came out.

Stegosaurus is the original Hufflepuff.

T-Rex is Slytherin. He's a dick to everyone to compensate for his tiny arms.

I get sorted into whatever house Chris Pratt is in.

Your wedding hashtag is stupid.

5 points to Gryffindor youtube.com/watch?v=4hHR3O…

New owl who dis?

Sure Hermione read all her school textbooks, but you can't tell me homegirl wasn't also reading Jane Austen and Charlotte Brontë on the sly.

My Tinder's blowing up with 'puff chicks.