Wtf this gotta do with me?

If there’s one thing the Kennedy family is known for, it’s long life, good luck, and uneventful car rides

10 leg parlay hits, Cubs win, its 70°F in Illinois - it truly is Good Friday. #FlyTheW #GoCubsGo

Ry an Be careful that’s where my cousin lost his house

Whos in charge of Jesus when the pope dies

A new pope might be selected before Shadeur Sanders.

my Moncler in a jet, my Maybach is a ship, my pockets keep gettin' fat, it come from all these chips

Brunch guy activated

Ry an terrible day to be a mimosa

big brunch guy again two sundays in a row. dont believe me? look at my tweet from last week it is living proof i am a brunch guy now

Ry an awful day to be a bloody mary

thank god we were only dealing with a dust storm and not a haboob

fuck them fuck yall n fuck me

if I had a monocle I’d be staring at shit so fucking hard

cigs afuera

#NewProfilePic Biiiiiiig beach guy nowadays

nothing was more annoying to me growing up than sleeping over at ur homies crib n trying his parents version of eggs for breakfast. Especially if they were scrambled. Nothing ever tastes as good as how ur mom or dad makes it, especially when it comes to eggs

i would hurt a fly

This means the car runs on coleslaw