BIRD BEATS: BARRED OWL. I just want all the birders to have a good day! 😂❤️

[observing a small herd of majestic stags flow down into the sunlit valley emotionlessly] the boys are back in town

girls don't want boys, girls want to ride naked on their killer lizards and carry a legendary blade

Last days of summer scenes, Kenai River Alaska.

unfortunately it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season

The life of one union laborer cleaning my shit out of a portapotty is worth more than every programmer in San Francisco

theyre touching the blueberries like they touched the grapes 🤨

i think they just perform masculinity in different ways, southern men heavy on manners and charm, northern men are more stoic

he doesn't know about birdbeats

no cauldron emoji but i can see it in my mind

bro.... her secretions

do u think u can die from the hiccups

I visited your altar of suffering and it was shiny and clean. But when I visited your altar of enjoyment I noticed a layer of dust.

Perform for me, male

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