LAX representing this Halloween🎃

Fellas, stay safe out there. Don’t let a $30 sexy Halloween costume cost you $70,000 in child support. Merica.

Just jacked off in a voting booth. That counts as a vote right?

Remember this today

Whoever wins the election (probably Biden), we’ll all still be family, friends, neighbors, and Americans. There’s more to life than politics. Keep surroundin’ yourself with good people and we’ll all be alright. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Only 2 forces have offered to die for you...Jesus Christ and the American soldier. One died for your soul, both for your freedom. Old saying...but still so good.

Shotgunning a Busch Light and crushing the can.

Surviving #countryfestwi

I’m only going to have one Busch Light. ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

Everybody dies. But not everybody lives.

You can’t sleep in if you never go to sleep.

To the Troops, police officers, EMTs, firefighters, nurses, and doctors: Thank you for working the holidays, so others can enjoy theirs. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Kinda miss these cans sometimes #nostalgic

Please release this ASAP. Thank you.

Always reject the phrase “new normal.” Correct people, pause their story, interject with all due respect, but REJECT that phrase. 2020 is unprecedented. It’s a big adjustment. It’s our current reality. But it’s NOT the new normal.

Army/Navy football game - the only game where everyone playing is willing to die for everyone watching. Merica. 🇺🇸

A wise man once said... “Keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills.”

JJ is Green Bay bound.

You sad? Drink a Busch. You happy? Drink a Busch. You depressed? Drink a Busch with your therapist. You mad? Crush some Busch light cans. Busch is always there for you.