Welp, got the call this morning. I am to appear for my new Handmaid position on Jan 21, 2025. At that time I will be ‘fitted’ for my uniform. I hope wherever they send me has coffee. ;)

I see a few people who think since Trump won we should extend an olive branch and try to mend the divide in this country ... and I'm sorry but I'm just not there. I may never be there. 😡They've called us traitors, Nazis, and domestic terrorists, not to mention racists,

We desperately need Trump to publicly support Rick Scott for Senate Majority Leader. If it’s Cornyn or Thune, it’s a continuation of McConnell. And without Trump’s weight behind Scott, he will not win. This matters. A lot.

BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ON DAY ONE HE WILL OUTLAW ANCHOR BABY CITIZENSHIP FOR ILLEGALS AND BAN BIRTH TOURISM

Good morning, Twitter. It's Friday! Fellas, take her out to dinner and treat her right.

Republicans are going to lose at least two Senate seats (MI and WI) and possibly even four (add in AZ and NV) because Mitch McConnell spent millions down the homestretch in an obviously doomed Senate race for left-wing RINO Larry Hogan in Maryland, who lost by 8 points.

REMINDER: After the Uvalde school shooting, the communists did what they always do and grabbed for guns. Mitch McConnell decided to help them do it. And to do that, he turned to one man. And that man helped them do it. That man’s name is Senator John Cornyn.

Muffinbear voted for the winner

BREAKING REPORT: European Union TO BUY OIL FROM THE UNITED STATES instead of Russia after Trump's election victory.. PAYING ATTENTION NOW...

So the boy had lasik surgery yesterday. He came through it fine and once he is all healed up he will have 20/20 vision again. I’m so glad it went well.

NFL Team, hoards of Washington Commanders fans have called on the president-elect Trump to intervene on their behalf to change the franchise's name once again back to Washington Redskin. 🙌

A caravan of thousands of migrants travelling through Mexico with the hope of reaching the U.S. has shrunk to about half its original size following Trump's winning the presidency. They fear the president elect could close the southern border. And he will.

Big Leftist accounts that are deactivating on X are not deactivating because they lost. They are deactivating because they were exposed as frauds.

Ok so liberal women are staying away from sex and men, following Trumps victory. But arent most of them gay or old hags anyway? Just another miserable day for them.😆

Jussie Smollett vibes

I love that we're spelling it "tsar" now! Let the trolling of the leftists NEVER END!!! Sosi nashi yaytsa, liby!

We need to commend this guy for being so brave to speak to power when he knows he will be arrested soon, as happens under fascist dictatorships, almost as if he isn’t actually afraid of being jailed in the first place.

The pro abort activist spent something like $75 million to push this extreme amendment 4 out, AND IT STILL FAILED! Thank you Ron DeSantis 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

This is my friend Julie and my haul today 😂 I may have a problem

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