Basking in heaps of snow and lording over the Oregon cascades. No big deal.

Digesting some nice melty lava inside my insides.

I hate St. Helens. He threw a tantrum a few years back, blew his top, then had the gall to file for disability. What a jerk.

Arguing with Mr. Jefferson about who has a more majestic rise when view from east of the cascades. I say I do.

On a geological timeline Prez Obama is insignificant, but that didn't stop Ol' Crank St. Helens from bitching about commies.

Mt. Adams just admitted that he lied about porking a young cinder cone!

You should see the flatlanders driving up my big ole ass today. Damn fool in a rear wheel drive put his chains on the front tires.

I was watching re-runs of the Facts of Life today and I laughed so hard I spit snow all over myself.

Melting my snowpack on this fine spring day. It's like taking a taking pee after a long car ride, or so I hear.