OH: “Rocket science is nothing… I mean, have you *tried* centring something vertically with CSS?”

Vox populi, vox canis. It turns out it was just a small translation mistake all along.

In tonight's episode of “Marco does electronics…”

Oh, look—someone at Reuters translated “cause” incorrectly.

Have to disagree with this. You need Linux so that you can pretend you are unable to help when they ask for tech support. “Sorry! I use Linux, I don’t know how to fix your PC and/or Mac!”

Technology truly does miracles

If I am not mistaken (which I might be—I'm old!), PHP Architect is 20 years old this month. Crazy to think that something Arbi Arzoumani and I started with exactly $0 in investments is still alive and kicking two decades later!

OH: “It's cold outside… I think I'll put on a baklava.”

Everybody seems to worry about AI becoming sentient and killing us all, but I'm convinced the end of humanity is far more likely to be caused by an arithmetic error on a spreadsheet instead.

Checks out.

This is fine.

Things I never thought I would say: My dishwasher has crashed.

The state of voice recognition, circa 2023:

As always, instant preorder.

OH: “We hit it off like a house fire” “You mean like a house *on* fire?” “No.”

I'm glad I rarely work on web code, because it seems a little stupider every time I try.

This electrolytic cap died a very Shakespearean death.