Ottawa having a normal one

Throwing your hands at a legside ball a mile outside the line of your body is not an unlucky dismissal

You are from stoke

The greatest we ever have and ever will produce. Simple as that

I’m not saying this England attack isn’t pretty weak, but the amount of flak they copped for bowling on a literal road which our batters have now also exploited against two far superior seamers in Naseem and Shaheen in home conditions was so disproportionate.

Imagine the reaction if Stutzle threw his head back like Suzuki just did on that crosscheck.

Pakistan in such a mess here that they’re in direct contravention of Dave Tickner law of set England batters getting out immediately after being 100+ overnight

Root and Brook still scampering through for singles in a partnership of 350+ after batting for 3 sessions in 36 degree heat but remember, they don’t adequately prepare anymore by playing 30 unnecessary tour games.

Well well well

This is the most tinfoil hat take our fanbase has

Warra Southgate was actually great all along this is for England.

We back up baby

England have conceded 500+ three times in the McCullum era: Trent Bridge (2022), Rawalpindi (2022) and Multan (2024). They've won all three

Magic in Multan! 🙌 A famous, famous win! 🦁 Match Centre: ms.spr.ly/6011mQwmH 🇵🇰 #PAKvENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | #EnglandCricket

So England have now won 4 tests in Pakistan under McCullum in the past 2 years whereas they’d won 2 tests in the preceding 60 years. But remember they don’t care and they are not prepared. 👍

Remember though, only England would put someone who’s not an opener at the top of the order because Baz and Stoke don’t take the game seriously or something 👍