logging in to twitter for the first time in months to complain about how shitty the Wednesday NYT crossword is this week. wtf. #nytxw

this probably goes without saying, but boy do we have to stop electing really dumb people to Congress.

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, every time I read the phrase "nuclear documents" I'm hearing it in Chekov's voice from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, when he kept asking about the "nuclear wessel." I am aware that "nuclear documents" doesn't even have a V sound in it.

My husband is a mail carrier, and yesterday he told me that someone's toddler was on their front porch when he put their mail in the box, and the kid looked at him and said, "Good job." and he was like: after 17 years, finally some recognition.

Your annual reminder that pumpkin spice is just a mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and ginger - which tastes really fucking good - and it's okay to let people like things.

what if we imprisoned jd vance in the dilapidated longaberger basket

Honestly lmao at the people already starting up with “it’s so wrong to be disrespectful of the dead” tweets. With all due (dis)respect, this may be a good week for you to get off the internet.

Hi I’m just here to watch all of Comedy Twitter go out in a blaze of flaming glory. Godspeed, you hilarious assholes.

Even if we don’t have a blue check mark just know that we are in fact the real Columbus Metropolitan Library

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No. No, we do not.

son, I had friends on USENET. all these posts will be lost in time, like tears in rain. and Gen X will still be sitting over in the corner, wearing black and cracking ironic jokes about the whole thing.

Thanks Christopher Tin for spending 1,752 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sogno di Volare (“The Dream of Flight”). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/60B2BBj…

mswhatsit on post. Can’t promise I’ll be on there much but probably more than I’ll be on here.

I’M BACK AGAIN BITCHES!

Mswhatsit on bluesky I will not delete this acct as I don’t want anyone else to take the username but I am not going to be on here.