I’ve always thought Boomer could use an avian partner. #ImAvailable

Thanks, boo. 😘

So what are y'all up to today? Fill a bird in.

Nice birds, but I'm not the kind to rely on handouts. Much more of a DIY kinda bird. 🐿🦅

And I thought I was just building a house, dang.

Need a reference?

The unofficial campus mascot looks delicious. 🐿🦅

I have no problem with being a full-figured bird.

Campus right now.

Thanks for the kind words! I love you too. However, I’m not sure I can empathize since I don’t have teeth.

You let my food get away? 🙁

Realized I hadn’t tweeted in a while. What’s up, Bears?

It’s Homecoming Week! Hey MO State Homecoming, what events should I fly into this week?

Umm, where’d you release it again? Asking for a friend.

Y’all, I’m freezing my tail feathers off. This weather is NOT for the birds.

With a little teriyaki sauce, he’d be a 14/10. #RefinedPalette

All I’ll say is this: if that groundhog gives us six more weeks of winter, I’ll make him ground chuck.

I look dashing, right?

So what’s up, y’all? Besides me. 🦅

Thanks for capturing my majesty.