Santa is watching you

Sorry for my absence, everyone! Remember that felony nomination I received? Well....i WON 😭🩷 and the prize was a vacation that only the most creative financial advisors are lucky enough to receive! 🙌 I'll post my acceptance speech later, but for now I just wanted to say hi ☺️

I know I've posted this everywhere, and i apologize for that, but it's imperative that everyone watches this before midnight tonight!

Don't mind me while I try to get my Dinamita bag 🔥💰💥 Don’t worry, You can too! Just tap below to post, and include @doritos, #DinamitaDinero and #entry for the chance to win!​ ​ 21+/USOnly/NoPurchNec/Rules: bit.ly/3OtmhW7

I'm gonna feel soooo empty when Doritos finally sends me a cease and desist

It's my 2nd year clownniversary 🥹🫶

This isn't me, btw 😭 I changed my handle to match my name better and forgot to claim my old one with a burner, and somebody else took it to pretend to be me. :'(

Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown Fixed

Ms. Size Doesn't Matter the Clown Clown Prince of Comics Parade Runner 2049

The clown in my phone in my phone in my phone

Gosh,i love money so much. I try not to be gluttonous, but I ended up eating this whole bill + 6 more last night! Tis the season, I guess. 🥰 I'll start my diet on Monday.

Guess how much i won on a $10 scratcher ticket today (Hint: I quit my job afterward)

$0. I just got scared that my boss would finally realize I've been taking $10 out of the register every day to buy scratcher tickets