There are two types of people in the world: The people who use the same thing for water over and over and the people who leave half empty waters around like they’re living in the movie Signs

Every law school should have a one-semester course on “Emailing People Another Reminder to Send You That Document,” considering that is 90% of law practice, in all practice areas.

I am so disappointed in #katespade. I got a new set of sheets. A pillowcase came apart at the seams on the third washing. After 10 emails with "Customer Service" they won't even replace the pillowcase. Because I didn't keep the receipt. I just want a pillowcase.

TSA catch 0.075 ounces of cologne over the limit in your carry on suitcase at security but somehow we lost an ENTIRE jet today? Wtf 🫨🫨🫨🫨