When I hear the “psssst” of a really cold Dr Pepper

Outlook: You have 1 unread email. Me: I do? Where? Outlook: lol, well that’s the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day!

ERAS PIC PGY-1 PIC

the real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat for every meal

Real Madrid tried to do a Remontada, yet Barcelona still pulled a Remontada inside their Remontada 😭😭😭

Fat shot drug 😂😂

Sounds like trump talking

A short sad story: What’s the patient’s MRN

i’m tired of things costing money

Being a prelim is the most mentally draining and stressful experience a resident can go through, it needs to be somehow abolished

Barcelona should have been in this final man, Inter Milan are literally useless.

PSG winning UCL after Mbappe leaving is just hilarious 😂

Petition to make Costco cards count as real ids

No more USMLE or Uworld *hopefully* forever 😍😍😍

How it feels to finish intern year

A pleasure to work with, good luck in your next chapter!

Officially a Barnes resident. Glad to settle down after the nomadic lifestyle in the pursuit of Vascular Surgery. STL will be home for a while. Excited to start WashU Medicine Division of Vascular Surgery. Thankful for my mentors!

“Your FICO score has decreased” thanks for the update man, I’ve done literally nothing different since the last time you told me it went up

Did a diagnostic lower extremity angio from access to closure today, I love this PGY2 life 😍

Greg, Posting nonsense on twitter is exactly the response we DON’T want from our elected officials. There are outstanding physicians practicing in this country whom completed their training overseas, and have doubled down on that commitment by paying it forward and educating US