Mimi pale JKIA control room Captain: Is it clear? Can l land?? Me: Oya enda uland kwenyu

If loyalty really existed. Water would never cook fish.

Worst Lie a Man has told you when you caught him cheating?💀👇 ngl.link/x_confessions_…

Saa zingine nakuanga na pesa na nashindwa kitu nazifanyia,lakini hata kama ni wewe ungefanyia nini 3bob😂

Huyu ananihotspot tucheze PES naenda kumfunga anazima.

How you see people finally after you have made it in life 🤔

Nini inaweza fanya Comrade afike hapa?

Richkid atadhani hawa ni bandits ...

Anakuambia anapenda doggy wewe unadhani anasema style ya mechi

Your ex is somewhere in an unhappy relationship thinking about you😂😂

When he has it as big as it looked in the photo

September dumb photo anyone !!! Thread 🧵🧵

She wasn't busy. Her phone didn't die. She saw your message. She saw your name pop up on her screen. She simply chose to ignore it, because you aren't a priority to her. Change or perish!

I wanna twerk for someone's son but I have insufficient ass

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Life is so funny like some of my age mates wants to get married, others are about to get married and have kids na mimi bado nashoutiwa nikikuja home late. All same age.

Si bado naeza ona Na Jicho moja kama Nduthi.🔐

Dad Typing...... Dad Typing...... Dad Typing...... Ebu niletee hiyo koti yangu Nimekuona nayo ukipita

Who/what comes in your mind when you see this..??

What is the worst liquor of all time?