it’s not that deep (derogatory)

that one moot who you only fw because they’re grandfathered in

they should invent a soap that tastes as good as it smells

living mas for the plot

soap flavored vape that tastes like soap but the vapor also smells like soap

drinking 3 white monsters every day for a year will get you A10 eyes

biblically accurate chungus

dubai pistachio labubu habibi

When I was in college, I ran the perimeter every-other day. On a day that I felt particularly good, I sprinted the final stretch. A driver I was keeping pace with had his window rolled down at the red light . "You were running 25mph!" Happened to me again today. LFG

can i fax you a question?

bro where are your eyebrows?

why are you, as a bagel, not a donut instead?

look at how they boiled my boy

yolo (threatening)

spreadsheet bedsheets