Men: we can't wait for sex robots so we can be as brutal as we want & never have to talk to women

Women: 🤷‍♀️

Women: I fear a bear less than I do men

Men: 🤬🤬🤬

someone dm me i’m so bored

after this tweet 3 albums have debuted with over 1M copies. all three of them are by taylor swift

It's cool that your grandparents did this and you just kinda don't do anything remotely similar or even related but still get to parade their memory in defense of your political attitude on any given day

have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK

.John Kruk is a wild man with wild stories

Candace Parker is 1 of 1. It’s almost impossible to explain how dominant she has been for decades, from winning national titles at Tennessee to being the first woman to dunk in the NCAA tournament game to winning WNBA titles with multiple franchises. Still the only WNBA player to…

Philadelphia is the funniest city. We were appalled by Gritty initially and then went to war if any non Philly fan said a word, had rotisserie chicken man, bullied a mascot into a meltdown on twitter dot com and most recently… are bullying a building for talking about Joel. Plz

baseball

#RingTheBell 🧹🧹🧹🧹

Get your brooms out

#RingTheBell

All-Star. Champion. Game Changer. Legend. Icon. GOAT. Hometown Hero.

There so much more to say, but we’ll leave it at this:

Thank you, Candace Parker, and congrats on a HISTORIC career 💙

I am flattered that you think my outfit was genuinely inspired by your party city monster high dress. Log off the internet and have your psychotic breakdown without an audience like the rest of us baby girl.

My mind is blown. I’m completely floored by the love you’ve shown this album.
2.6 million ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?? Thank you for listening, streaming, and welcoming Tortured Poets into your life. Feeling completely overwhelmed.
I was already so fired up to get back to the tour…

What do you MEAN

HOW THE FUCK CANDACE RETIRE BEFORE THE DIANASAUR????

Even in the darkness, I found light. With my husband. And then with Malibu. And now Elvis. That now I know, what life is really about. Money comes and goes. Fame is fleeting. Unconditional love keeps the blood flowing ❤️

Breaking: Candace Parker announced she is retiring from basketball after 16 seasons in the WNBA

What a career from one of the BEST to ever do it 👏 highlightHER

Former LSU Tigers Sha’Carri Richardson and Angel Reese promoting the soon-to-be-released Beats Solo 4 headphones.